absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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