I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
