i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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