I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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