Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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