Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
