He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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