omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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