is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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