they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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