Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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