Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I need moral support for this bender
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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