Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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