come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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