There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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