he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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