i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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