You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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