How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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