My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
P.S. I can't hear my feet
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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