The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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