So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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