is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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