he thought i was a dude.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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