matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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