Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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