My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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