Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you traded sex for a burrito?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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