jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
just come out here and I will go home with you...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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