member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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