pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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