really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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Have fun and good luck.
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