Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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I have tasted many bathrooms
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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