if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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