he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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