If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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