uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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