mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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