you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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