Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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