I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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