I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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