I just made out with a guy for $7.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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