You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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