Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She said her name was "party"
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
