dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
