I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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