so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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