I'm really into asian looking animals
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
where are you?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.