I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?