Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I think this conversation is over.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join