its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.