I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
don't judge my taste in strippers
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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