y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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