We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i wish my penis had a tongue
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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