If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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