i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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