We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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