I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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