Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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